Part 828: Battlemechs are Awesome commercials sponsored by Defiance Industries - Raven

I have a much more important question, and it's for EVERYONE.

Brave Citizen soldier, are you ready to defend the glory of the Capellan Confederation?



BattleMechs are Endorsed by the State.
Today's Episode: RVN-1X Raven

The CCAF is the bulwark with which we defend against Davion Imperialism and Marik Opportunism! Do you think they care about the Capellan people? No! The Mariks only intend to take our wealth for themselves. The Davions will press our people in to work in munitions plants, allowing all other infrastructure to crumble just as they did theirs. It is against this that the Chancellor protects us. And he has given us a new weapon to do it with: the experimental new Raven BattleMech.

A breakthrough new design, the Raven was manufactured by Hellespont Industries and showcases Capellan ingenuity, intelligence, and innovation. Weighing in at 35 tons, the Raven travels at nearly 100 kph, allowing it to quickly arrive anywhere it is needed to defense of the Capellan people. This goal, the goal of every Capellan citizen, is achieved with a pair of medium lasers, an SRM-6 and the Capellan Confederation's newest advance, an advanced electronic warfare suite more advanced than anything seen since the Star League fell. The Chancellor has spared no expense, getting this advanced piece of equipment down to just seven tons. On such a mobile platform, enemy communications can be scrambled at a moment's notice!

With its five tons of armor, the Raven can withstand whatever fire gets lucky enough to penetrate the electronic countermeasures. Combined with their high speed, the Raven is a machine not to be underestimated. Without their communications, the enemies of the Capellan People will soon be felled! Ravens shall march through the cities of Kittery, Zilang, and yes, even Chesterson!

The Capellan Confederation counts on all its citizens to protect it, but if you're not lucky enough to be piloting one of these new Ravens, remember: when the Davions invade your city, be ready to support our troops in their glorious liberation of your homes. When Ravens enter a city to disrupt enemy sensors, that is the perfect time for brave Citizens like you to rise up against the enemy and open fire on their troops. When you see a Raven on your street, know that victory is at hand!

(And also know that if you don't, and we win, you will be in some shit with the Maskirovka).

So remember, Citizen: the Chancellor works hard to provide for your community, so you must work hard to support him and the Confederation. With our Capellan spirit burning bright, we will take back what is ours!